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Can someone be my suga daddy

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neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

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jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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baddiva17:

roxie-aka-sunny-day:

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Exactly

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babyybarbieee:

❤️❤️

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rhydonmyhardon:

that is the face of satisfaction no man can guarantee

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